One of the reasons I love Animal Crossing is that I can walk alone at night and feel safe.
World’s Worst Cowboy 🏇 by Logan Paul
A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”
I cry of laughter everytime I watch this.
what the fuclk did i just watch
IM GONNAP ISS
brb drowning myself in the toilet
faith in humanity GONE FOREVER BYE BYE
Having been a Best Buy Employee for the last three years, I can confirm all the electronic related ones are true. I constantly had to explain why a 4GB Xbox had less memory storage than 250GB.
Hey guys, commissions are back open! Message/email me for more info and to discuss any other commissions options if you have a specific idea. I’m very flexible.
edit: new email!
hey guys i’ve followed nan for a while and they are trying to get to see eddie izzard! i have seen him live once before and it is a real treat
so please help them if you can and get some cute art!
WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
THIS IS LIKE JARVIS.
A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.
The joke is that Pearl is a massive dork